QotD: Can’t Do Without…
What food item would you miss the most if it were removed from your diet and recipes?
Submitted by scorpion1116.
Cheese. Easy answer I'm afraid. You see I am in fact the Emperor of Cheese (in so many ways) and all the cheese in the world belongs to me. But, in my imperial graciousness I have allowed others, you my cheese eating brethren, to also indulge in my fromage-frenzy.
For all of you allergic to, or intollerent to my wonderful cheeses, I say blurgh and smurkle, you cowards, take a powder and then indulge in the cheesy goodness. So what if it makes you ill, brings out hives, induces vomitting, turns your face purple, at least it will have been worth it.
As for those of you who do not consume as you dislike cheese, well aside from the gratefulness we cheese-a-holics feel as that leaves more for us, there is a special place in hell reserved for you all
So blessed are the cheesemakers.