MSBS for Humans
Your synapses have crashed please reset your head and insert the Microsoft Brain Server for Humans version 3.2
Warning! This Brain Server is not compatible with your human version.
We cannot offer you any further advice unless you telepathically link with to the Microsoft Psychic Help site, where we will collect information from your mind on your most embarrassing secrets without your permission, and make sure that you're not running any unauthorised copies of our thoughts.
Warning! Your thoughts are not compatible with Microsoft Server for Humans.
Please disconnect all devices from the brain stem and re-format your mind. If this does not solve your problem consult a qualified Microsoft NeuroSystems Advisor who will be glad to help you. Microsoft cannot be held responsible for any loss of intellect inflicted during this procedure.