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In a surprise piece of litigation the creators of dictionaries worldwide have decided to sue authors everywhere for the "wanton re-arrangement of their words" this was further followed by the Ancient Phonecians who have called a class action on the Western World for the "abusive misuse in the rearrangement of their alphabet".

No comment has yet been made by JK Rowling though an unofficial rumour suggests that she is mortified as both the litagators mentioned above have utilised the word "of" which is a clear breach to the word as used in the titles of some of her books. In reporting this, this article also breaches this word and piously covets the "the" with an "and" in case she takes away the right of people to use propositions and conjunctions.

 

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