(For No Reason)
We are currently sat in the Minor Incidents section, a very new section, of the Accident and Emergency Department at Lancaster Royal Infirmary.
The reason we are here is because Benjamin has managed to jam a raisin up his left nostril.
To be fair, he told us that he had done so, by pronouncing Raisin and Nose just thirty minutes previously. We first asked a pharmacist who said that A&E was required.
We were initially seen in minutes so they could assess if it could be easily extracted. This is not the case, as the juicy beggar is jammed in there tight.
So now they have to render him unconscious so they can go in and extract the raisin.
While we wait I write this first part on my phone and deeply wish I had brought my iPad and some work as we could be here some time.